WANTED:

Someone to transcribe my brain. Applicants must type 120 wpm and be willing to work for cookies.

6 Responses

  1. Speed and accuracy are easy to perform.

    Work for cookies? Only if they’re not out of the box. Exception: Famous Amos cookies, or the one-true Grandma.

    When can you start?

    AK

  2. Sure, but the hard part is still in my head.

    Heavens, child, I would never use boxed cookies as payment. Not even Famous Amos.

  3. Are these Girl Scout cookies?

  4. No ma’am. Only homemade. Sorry to disappoint.

  5. I don’t type that fast, but I could make quick work of the cookies…

  6. If i didn’t have an aversion to work.. I would totally type for cookies… In fact I’m wondering why my boss doesn’t start offering cookies instead of payday…

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