The mighty fall hard

Was it not only a few days ago that I declared that I would throw off the vicious “chocolate no longer tastes good” bond and then dive head first into a molten vat of chocolate over at the Cadbury plant? Yes, I believe I did, and I do hate to be a liar.
Maybe it was [...]

The Meme Stops Here

I am a sucker for these things. But, as my regular readers know, good lord I hate tagging people. It’s not that I don’t want to participate in the link-orgy, but more often than not, the people I tag don’t really dig this kind of thing. So, with that little disclaimer out of the way, [...]

Gone Baby Gone

WARNING: SOME OF THE FOLLOWING CONTENTS MAY BE SHOCKING AND INAPPROPRIATE FOR SOME READERS.
I’ve been, inattentive. I apologize for being gone for a while, and believe me when I tell you that it’s not been easy for me to have not written here in that time. It’s also not been easy on Sean because I [...]

Dear Piggies,

Please stop being delicious. You’re completely interfering with my new found diet. Whereas I’ve been able to stoically avoid all manner of chocolate, peanut M&Ms, and frozen key lime pie, I find myself almost unnaturally drawn to you. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that there is about 8 deliciously leftover pounds of you cut [...]

’sup?

Dog in training: please stop making me hopeful and then crushing my dreams like a grape. It’s completely demoralizing.
The amount of cheese I bought today is staggering. I don’t think I’ve ever bought this much cheese before in my life.
I think I might also becoming lactose intolerant. I believe the amount of cheese I bought today [...]

Balk!

Honestly, I’ve got so much to say but so little energy to say it with. If you were all here in person, you would bear witness to me walking in circles while I very excitedly recall in exact detail everything that has been going through my brain in the last six days at warp speed [...]

I think, therefore I am

In a recent email to my hairdresser… 
I think I want to go blond again. Must be the relatively recent reappearance of the sun. Any thoughts or objections to this? God I’m so torn. Cause I know I’ll miss the red. Why does life have to be so damn hard?
Did I ever tell you all that [...]

Silence is golden

Hey there. It’s been a while hasn’t it? Um. Yeah. Sorry. I’ve been trying to work on that. You see, right now there are a lot of things going on in my little mind that A. I can’t talk about, and B. I can’t even push off to the side, which makes it near impossible [...]

Skiing. Or something like it.

So as you all know I am home, alive, and well. Skiing was more fun than I could have ever imagined. At first I thought that this ski club was going to be a little like visiting a retirement village in somewhere in Denver where all the geriatrics have skis tied to their walkers. Contrary [...]

Proof that the New York Times loves me

http://www.villaplayablancacancun.com/
 Cancun anyone?