- Dog in training: please stop making me hopeful and then crushing my dreams like a grape. It’s completely demoralizing.
- The amount of cheese I bought today is staggering. I don’t think I’ve ever bought this much cheese before in my life.
- I think I might also becoming lactose intolerant. I believe the amount of cheese I bought today will directly impact how little I leave my house for the next 5 days.
- Cute little shoes, why are you giving me blisters? We had a talk about this, remember? Stop it. Stop it, now.
Well I’d say that really brings us up to date… Hmm… and shows me that I’m painfully mundane. Good thing I can amuse myself with very little. Please tell me I’m not alone on this… did y’all buy an excessive amount of cheese too? I’m dying for someone to tell me that I’m more exciting than this to know.
Filed under: "Hooper drives the boat Chief", Just another day, Neurosis-it’s not pretty but it gets the job done
dare I hope that all that cheese is destined for a cheese-themed easter feast?
(dare? dare?)
My first, my last, my cheesything.
And the answer to all my dreams.
You’re my cheddar, my gouda, my marscapone.
My kind of cheesygirl, with extra provolone
I know there’s only, only one like you.
With enough cheese, enough cheese for two
You’re all I’m living for,
Your stilton I’ll keep for evermore,
You’re the slice, you’re the wedge, my cheesything.
Let’s me tell you a story about cheese…..
A couple of years ago, my fridge died of unknown causes. Frankly I think it was old age…. My biggest upset of this? I lost about $60 worth of cheese! I was in tears!
Oh, and I tagged you for a meme! I know, I know, I haven’t been around in eons, but work with me!
One can never have too much cheese. Or cheezies. Please.
My lord… did you all know that I did not receive one single notification that you all posted on this?
HI! I’m not ignoring you I apparently have a stupid computer, or WordPress has a stupid server or something like that.
@bethdunn, Um. Yes. But you know that by now.
@MC, I don’t believe I have ever been the cheesy representation in a poem before. That’s unbelieveable.
@Klinde, that is a lot of cheese to be sad over. I do feel your pain. Somehow over the course of the last week 70% of the contents of my fridge is either cheese or bread. The other 30%? Ham.
@Bambi, if my speculations of lactose-intolerate living are true then I do believe I will find my stopping point right quick.