How to successfully be unsuccessful at gardening

I think, oh, this time last year I spent the better part of one day planting an obscene number of flowers in my seven gigantic flowerbeds. I think I also mentioned somewhere that I would never do that again because A.) despite my growing up on a farm, actual farming instincts never really left its [...]

Corporal Cuddling

Because it’s been too long since I’ve had a cat video up. 
But because WordPress doesn’t like flash-based video… you have to click here. Really. Do it. 

I can’t smile without you

There is something deeply soul satisfying about blaring Barry Manilow at inappropriate volumes on your car stereo. I really can’t put a finger on why I am absolutely tickled when I listen to Mr. Manilow in my car, sun shining, windows down, and with the bass treble pumped way up. Maybe it’s because I’m a [...]

How does the defendant plead?

Four weeks ago I was implanted with this Mirena thing. And I was told “Oh side effects are rare, yo.” (my OBGYN is very urban chic). What are these elusive side effects you ask? I’m so glad you asked. Side effects apparently are increased abdominal pain, the ability to never be anywhere without a tampon, [...]