Crazy for feeling so… crazy

Once upon a time someone who may or may not be the author of this blog decided it would be a fantastic idea to have a little anti-pregnancy device implanted inside her body. Who would have thought, oh so many months ago, that this was a very bad idea indeed? After all, thousands of women [...]

Rhetoric

Oh how people love to hate. I don’t get all that much hate mail, but when I come across one that tickles me in a particular way I just can’t help but let the idiocy shine for all the world to see.
Jack writes in to say:
You fuckin nerd, where’s the part about the lobotomy? Don’t [...]

Note to self: hire new housekeeper

Whew, boy, it’s dusty around here. Um, don’t mind that pile of dirty laundry over there, ho-ho and just look at all those kitten tumbleweeds, and maybe we should open some of those windows to air this place out, eh?
So, ahem, this place has gotten a little stale hasn’t it? And yet you guys keep [...]