“So. My Christmas present.”
“Uh-huh?”
“Does it sparkle?”
“No.”
“Does it come in a turquoise box?”
“No.”
“Can I wear it?”
“I’m not telling you.”
“It really doesn’t sparkle?”
“Yes.”
“AND we decided not to do anniversary presents this year so there’s, like, no sparkly surprises?”
“Right.”
“Are you sure? You better check again just to be certain.”
“Listen, I can’t get you jewlery every year, you’ll get [...]