FAQ

Q. The title of your blog is The Cats Demand Answers, but you never even talk about your cats. Do you even have any?

A. Yes I do. Katie, Joey and Payton. They range from 7 years old to 1-1/2 years old. I love them, they love me, they tolerate Sean because sometimes he feeds them. They’re all demanding, but Joey is the loud one. Damn, that cat never shuts up.

Q. You’re funny. You know that?

A. Yes. Thanks.

Q. You talk about food a lot, why is that?

A. Because I like food a lot. Food is important. It’s the one thing besides, air, water, shelter and clothing that everyone needs. Food impacts people and the world more than you can ever imagine.

Q. Are you exaggerating about your husband? No one can be that good.

A. You’re right. He snores. Loudly. And occasionally he does stuff with out asking permission first.

Q. You’re a baker, eh? What’s your favorite thing to make?

A. Chocolate chip cookies.

Q. Can I have the recipe?

A. I don’t know can I have your kidney if ever I need one?

Q. Did your mom teach you how to cook?

A. Sort of. She taught me how to put fire to food so that its chemical structure changed, but my dad refined the thing called taste. My passion for it comes from my grandfather who on his deathbed gave me a recipe for really great fish. When the opportunity comes up, I hope to give someone else a recipe when I’m on my deathbed. If they’re lucky it’ll be that chocolate chip cookie recipe, then again if it was that person that denied me their kidney I’ll probably just tell them to rot in hell.